Phartycr0c Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave J Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) Classic! How about this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0356brnrE&feature=youtube_gdata_player Edited August 11, 2011 by moeggo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Brilliant , tastless, but brilliant! The Edinburgh one isn't so far from the truth , 2 neds (unemployed little troublemakers, Scottish dialect word), were arrested after trying to incite rioting North of the border, one's on bail , the other is in Jail ...that is definatly the way to do it ! To all those south of the border who maye have been affected by this outbreat of communinal madness m you have my sympathy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSP_Matt Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Love the bin. This has been around for a while. Plenty of non-lethal tech being invented. Step1 . Deploy Step2. Move unruly crowd on Step3. Heat up pop corn Step 4 grab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmuyLIrSjxI&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilB Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Meh they'd probably sue for a breach of their "uman" rights!!! Some of the mutants in my local town (we are about 25 miles from London) decided to start their own "riot" unfortunately they did not take into account the locals who very quickly "dealt" with them until the constabulary arrived. Rumour has it that as a result of the "disturbances" they are going to introduce a new event at the London Olympics next year to almost guarantee a gold for team GB. Its called the "Its society's fault not mine" 400 metres handicap chase. During the heats the "yoof" entrants have to run 400 metres whilst carrying a 40" plasma tv pursued by heavily laden officers in full protective equipment. Those showing greatest prowess during the heats then have to carry a Blue-Ray player as well in the finals. Winner gets a gold medal and three weeks "adventure training" paid for by the taxpayer. Should be a bit more interesting than the 10000 metres. Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Here in the states they would have one more handicap......wear your pant hanging down over your underwear!!........Harv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ads Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) waiting for the backlash..... How could you guys come up with such a thing when there are people looting in the streets??? Ads Edited August 11, 2011 by Ads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phartycr0c Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 Looting in the streets...hee hee Take a look here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagemusha Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Should be a bit more interesting than the 10000 metres. I'm looking forward to the 10K, Britain have in Mo Farah a genuine gold medal prospect. Nice idea Phil, maybe someone should run (pun! ) it by Seb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Wrangler Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I am surprised a soccer match didn't break out amidst all the tom-foolery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSP_Matt Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Rumour has it that as a result of the "disturbances" they are going to introduce a new event at the London Olympics next year to almost guarantee a gold for team GB. Its called the "Its society's fault not mine" 400 metres handicap chase. During the heats the "yoof" entrants have to run 400 metres whilst carrying a 40" plasma tv pursued by heavily laden officers in full protective equipment. Those showing greatest prowess during the heats then have to carry a Blue-Ray player as well in the finals. Cheers Phil Matty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scvrobeson Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Rumour has it that as a result of the "disturbances" they are going to introduce a new event at the London Olympics next year to almost guarantee a gold for team GB. Its called the "Its society's fault not mine" 400 metres handicap chase. During the heats the "yoof" entrants have to run 400 metres whilst carrying a 40" plasma tv pursued by heavily laden officers in full protective equipment. Those showing greatest prowess during the heats then have to carry a Blue-Ray player as well in the finals. Phil I don't know Phil, I think the US could put up quite a fight in that event, especially if instead of a medal, they pass out welfare checks, the US would take it by a longshot.... I'm just glad no one on LSP got caught up in the madness, (I know some of you are crazy. ) and that no one had any property damage inflicted. Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSP_K2 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Looting in the streets...hee hee Take a look here Spontaneous hoodies? That is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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