Slightly off topic, non-PC Email joke (no offence intended) |
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Slightly off topic, non-PC Email joke (no offence intended) |
 Jul 30 2010, 10:46 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: LSP_Members Posts: 2469 Joined: 12-January 06 From: Christchurch, New Zealand Member No.: 1256  |
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your Dad -------------------- Keith "The re-animator" Allott
The 2010 schedule: 1/32-scale RNZAF P-40K Warhawk: Wings over Cambridge Forum, 1/32-scale RNZAF P-51D Mustang (TAF): LSP In Progress 1/33-scale Il-2T Shturmovik: Europeanmodeller , Paper ceiling hanger, Stalled 1/32-scale Hungarian Messerschmitt Bf 109F: LSP In Progress. 1/32-scale Heinkel He 100D: LSP In Progress. Messa-schnitzel Bf 109G-2 Trop "Black 6": Russville GB. 1/32-scale RNZAF Grumman TBF Avenger: LSP In progress. 2010 1/33-scale paper Harvard. 1/32-scale Mk.I Spitfire 2009 1/32-scale RNZAF A-4K Skyhawk: LSP In progress 1/32-scale RAF (NZ) Brewster Buffalo B-339E: LSP Carrier Aircraft GB 1/32-scale Focke Wulf Fw 190A-6 Jabo: LSP In progress, GALLERY |
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Jul 30 2010, 10:55 AM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 2167 Joined: 3-November 06 From: Klosterneuburg/Austria Member No.: 2020 |
-------------------- back after 20 years
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Jul 30 2010, 12:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 1241 Joined: 20-October 06 From: Back I Cold London Member No.: 1972 |
"ooooooooohh nasser - i can boogie!"
Is what i used to sing as a kid in the 70s - i didnt know the words!! Ads --------------------  |
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Jul 30 2010, 04:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 1257 Joined: 11-February 09 From: Sissinghurst, Kent, England Member No.: 6522 |
QUOTE(Ads @ Jul 30 2010, 01:25 PM)  "ooooooooohh nasser - i can boogie!" Is what i used to sing as a kid in the 70s - i didnt know the words!! Ads i don't know what made me laugh more - the original joke or your post HILARIOUS!!!! -------------------- |
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Jul 30 2010, 04:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 836 Joined: 1-February 10 From: Buckinghamshire, GB Member No.: 13803 |
That's a cracker!
Oh well, I might as well chime in with one I was sent recently: So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they aint twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart..' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. Phil 
-------------------- "Which contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" - W.C. Fields
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Jul 30 2010, 05:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 603 Joined: 10-March 08 From: Shelbyville, Kentucky Member No.: 4351 |
Both jokes are hysterical.
-------------------- Sometimes a handful of patience is worth more than a couple of bushels of brains. The best problem solving technique is to anticipate the problem and eliminate the negative factors before the problem ever surfaces.
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Jul 31 2010, 12:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 2309 Joined: 24-October 07 From: Cowtown Canada Member No.: 4057 |
Having lived in Dubai for several years, I really enjoyed that. So did my wife.....
-------------------- I always wait for the paper each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
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Aug 1 2010, 01:26 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Administrator Posts: 5065 Joined: 3-May 05 From: Red Hill Member No.: 901 |
Hehehe...but oh so true.
Forget who but someone said to me the other day that 5% of the worlds population owns 50% of the worlds wealth. Yup...can just see Baldrick regarding that as a cunning plan. -------------------- Scheme of manoeuvre: I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
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Aug 1 2010, 01:43 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP Moderator Posts: 3513 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Ontario Canada Member No.: 542 |
an old Arab who was on the verge of dying went to his three sons to see what he could leave them
The oldest son wanted something to do with aircraft as that was his passion in life so the old man bought him an airline company then the old man went to his second son The second son said he wanted something to do with race cars as that was his passion So the old man bought him the Ferrari company Then he went to his last son who was a bit of an odd ball and not quite right in the head He was about 30 but was sitting in front of the TV watching cartoons The old man asked him what he wanted A Mickey Mouse outfit dad Are you sure my son Yes father So he bought the Canadian Government --------------------  WORK IN PROGRESS 1/32 Ta 152H ( set aside) 1/32 Me 110C & G ( in GB) 1/32 Mig 3 FUTURE PROJECTS 1/32 P-51B & D 1/32 Ki-61 Tony 1/24 Hurricane 1/32 J8N1 Kikka ( set aside) RESEARCHING ON J2M3 Jack N1K2 George Beaufighter Mk 24 Spitfire Tornado ADV F.3 Blackburn Shark (32 or 24 scratchbuild project) |
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Aug 1 2010, 01:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 1522 Joined: 22-January 06 From: somewhere? in this world? Member No.: 1283 |
yo hacker that was awesome i just blue coffee out my nose reading this
-------------------- Dwayne from somewhere aka rigormortis
on the Bench, what Bench? to many to list in different stages I got more started then i have in stash |
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Aug 1 2010, 03:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 1257 Joined: 11-February 09 From: Sissinghurst, Kent, England Member No.: 6522 |
he he he
i guess (sadly) you can also substitute whatever nationality you please into that joke and it still holds true!
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Aug 1 2010, 05:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 3355 Joined: 27-August 03 From: outside Sandy Eggo Member No.: 105 |
Matt scribbled:
QUOTE Forget who but someone said to me the other day that 5% of the worlds population owns 50% of the worlds wealth. Matty, the 3 richest men in the world have more money than the poorest 48 countries. In the US, 3% of the pop. controls 90% of the money. The in-equality is astonishing. CEOs make an average of 3-5000 times what a middle class worker makes. The chemical dispersant used to clean(?) up BPs slick action is illegal to use off the coast of Engaland, yet is being used here..... ......and the beat goes on..... 
-------------------- in progress:
1/35 Su-85/ winter: indie tracks... being installed 1/32 Mig-3:winter paint and weathering: in progress 1/35 Italeri Sturmtiger: paint modulation project. 1/32 Ki-43-I on the bench again Yacht America need some parts. NEXT UP:Messaschnitzel, Hurri, or He-100 I'm so far behind, I think I'm in first place... Yes, I built models when I was a kid too.... no they're not toys.... "you only fail when you stomp the crap out of the kit" |
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Aug 2 2010, 12:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: LSP_Members Posts: 1346 Joined: 28-May 09 From: St louis, Mo Member No.: 8159 |
QUOTE(LSP_Hacker @ Aug 1 2010, 08:43 AM) an old Arab who was on the verge of dying went to his three sons to see what he could leave them The oldest son wanted something to do with aircraft as that was his passion in life so the old man bought him an airline company then the old man went to his second son The second son said he wanted something to do with race cars as that was his passion So the old man bought him the Ferrari company Then he went to his last son who was a bit of an odd ball and not quite right in the head He was about 30 but was sitting in front of the TV watching cartoons The old man asked him what he wanted A Mickey Mouse outfit dad Are you sure my son Yes father So he bought the Canadian Government  i'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee!
-------------------- Kevin
Nearing completion: 1/24 Trumpeter A6M2-N "Rufe" (for the last six months)! Also on the bench: 1/32 Hasegawa F-104G Starfighter-West German 1/28 Revell Fokker D VII-Jasta 21 Next up: 1/24 Trumpeter Hurricane MK IV-Russian 35 years ago I started off with nothing; and I've still got most of it! |
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