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i hate to be a party pooper but, "So what else is new?"

As long as I can remember, and that is a very long time, this planet has had its "flying saucers circling overhead".  I am not saying they are not real, what I have determined, thanks to unnamed sources deep within the government, that this planet we call earth is the  combination of loony bin and comedy club of the universe. Intelligent life forms come here to observe the nutty behavior of its human inhabitants as their entertainment. We humans are always good for a  laugh.

 

One day at the university I walked into my class and saw my students discussing something. I was early so I said nothing as I did not want to disturb them. Then one lady stood up and asked, "Dr. Auslender, if the flying saucers flying around out planet contain intelligent life forms, why don't they make direct contact with us?"

I immediately replied, "Because they are intelligent."

 

Any questions?

 

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I would imagine any living organism in our atmosphere "tumbling" at such a high speed would be a little puddle of jelly on the floor. Maybe it's an ad for Squadrons Haunebu II!

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I would imagine any living organism in our atmosphere "tumbling" at such a high speed would be a little puddle of jelly on the floor. Maybe it's an ad for Squadrons Haunebu II!

How do we know that they do not have an artificial gravity that reduces the tumbling?

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Think 'they' are here and have been for a very, very long time- possibly longer than us. Think the governments know, but wont say anything because, although they know they are here, and have tried, and failed, since the late '40's to intercept them, they still dont know who they are or what they are doing here, and as we know, they display flight characteristics way in advance of anything we have (or that the human body could stand) so are therefore far more advanced than we are. It would be like the government admitting they cant defend their own airspace or defend the populace, so we have to endure the media sniggering and witnesses being villified over a phenomenon which the powers that be have known about since at least the end of WWII.

Think one of the best witnesses and commentators on the subject was the late Major Gordon Cooper- the last American to fly solo in space and a paid up member of 'the right stuff' club. In one interview he said:

"For many years I have lived with a secret, in a secrecy imposed on all specialists in astronautics. I can now reveal that every day, in the USA, our radar instruments capture objects of form and composition unknown to us. And there are thousands of witness reports and a quantity of documents to prove this, but nobody wants to make them public. Why? Because authority is afraid that people may think of God knows what kind of horrible invaders. So the password still is: We have to avoid panic by all means."

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Been in the Serapium. Who says ancient people couldn't carve those stone boxes? The "bronze tools can't cut stone like that" doesn't work, because I have seen videos of modern artisans using bronze tools to cut the stone with cracking, water, abrasives, and other means.

 

When we don't understand what ancient people did, we assume it's aliens.

 

Bullshit.

 

Ancient peoples may have discovered technologies that were later lost, especially when civilizations rose and fell without leaving behind written records.

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